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kazu721010:

Anti-Office / Park + Associates

Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? bleh
Drink whole or skimmed milk? whole, but i’m lactose intolerant, so
Die in a fire or drowning?depends on how hot the fire, but probably drowning 
Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents

Are You?

Simple or complicated? complicated, but still pretty simple
Straight, gay or bisexual? Gay, but floating along the asexual stream sorta
Tall or short? 5’6, so…short?
Right handed or left handed? Right
A lover of music or a lover of books? music, but i like music+reading more

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? sweets i guess
Grey or black?   (dark) grey
Colour photos or black-and-white photos? color.
Sunrise or sunset? I don’t mind either way tbh
M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles, maybe
Staying up late or waking up early? both! 
Sun or moon? Moon
Winter or Autumn? Autumn
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends, because less is more
Rainy or sunny? Sunny
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate
Vodka or Jack? not a drinker

About You

What time is it? 7:51 am

Name? Ralph

Nicknames? Ellip/Ellips/Ellis/Elli, “…”, and Bulf
When is your birthday? dec 20th
What do you want? tiramisu
How many kids do you want? 0
What would you name a girl? Dunno
What would you name a boy? dunno
You want to get married? maybe eventually, but not really, no

Unique

Nervous habits? finger fiddling
Are you double-jointed? yep
Can you roll your tongue? kinda
Can you raise one eyebrow? sure
Can you cross your eyes? sure

Random

Which shoe goes on first? Right
Ever thrown something at someone? Yes
On average, how much money do you carry with you? 10-20
What jewellery do you wear? None
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? cut
Have you ever eaten Spam? yeah
Favourite ice cream? coffee maybe
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? 3

Last

Car ride? yesterday
Song played? Crystal Castles - Celestica 
Person you saw? My mom I think
Time you cried? It’s been a while
Fight? like…when I was like 11 or 12 i had a fight with my little brother

dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

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monktonk:

iamtheemarikishtar:

nO DUELING IN MY LOBBY
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legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him
thecyberwolf:

Link and Goliath
Created by Jake Kalbhen (Jalbhenn)
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Find this Artist on Tumblr & Twitter

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

wkdart:

kokoro-doll:

pltnmghost:

crusadingstarduster:

swancensus:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.
evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!
Bow down for am I staying here.

Egads! It’s the Well Educated Black Man. Here come my roommates…
Behold! The Dude Who Won’t Leave and the Motherfucking Bible Nazi.

Bow to me, I am the White Establishment!
… Fuck

Bow to me, I am the Whiny… Little…… oh : (

Egads! It’s The Shadow Of Hopelessness

wuffinarts IS THE OBSESSIVE WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN AND I’M THE MOTHERFUCKING WHITE BITCH
queen-neyde:

gagas career be like….